lets play a game, guess what im eating
If corals get stressed they die, so if I was coral I would be dead
what do coral even get stressed about
guys, i work at an aquarium and my coworkers and i have literally laughed at this for three days straight. everytime we pass each other we whisper “current events” and crack up. our customers think we are nuts.
when u watch ur favorite character getting heartbroken and u can feel ur own heart part like moses parted the sea
oh my god i’m at the grocery store and there is a guy in the frozen section who is tweaked off his balls on some kind hallucinatory drug.
i’m in the next isle meowing softly through the cereal boxes where he can’t see me and he is losing his shit pulling pizza boxes out of the freezers and yelling that he needs to save the popsicle cat
am i a bad person
I love you
When Steve and Bucky are reunited and start to work on regaining Bucky’s memories, Bucky never leaves Steve’s side. He follows him everywhere like a duckling, waiting patiently outside the bathroom door when Steve needs the toilet. Sometimes Steve will stop suddenly just so Bucky will purposefully bump into him and Steve can giggle and swoon about how sweet and cute Bucky is.